i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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