Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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