Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
