you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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