dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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