Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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