It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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