I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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