I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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