Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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