I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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