what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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