I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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