You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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