he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I need to sanitize my soul.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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