....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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