it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Girls should come with a carfax report
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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