i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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