Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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