i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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