wakey wakey hands off snakey
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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