You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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