College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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