The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
should my penis look like a turkey
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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