Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
