he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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