HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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