do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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