why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year