idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.