I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.