I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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