I need help removing her.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.