I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?