super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife