And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
