Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
nutella sex= disaster
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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