I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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