why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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