do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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