Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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