your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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