Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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