what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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