So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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