i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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