That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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