Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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