I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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