Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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