He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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