dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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