i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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