We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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