it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
