I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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