So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it was like his penis was on wheels.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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