do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How's your threesome situation going?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.