Don't make out with my wife yet
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dignity is for republicans.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.