Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao