...so i touched it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment