How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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