Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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