fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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